Oh drat, that cat- It's three A.M.

Green eyes glowing
from the bureau he sat
Feed me please,
or you won't sleep,
I will see to that!

With what can I play
to rouse you?
Something that will
make a loud noise...

I am nocturnal
and famished too
as I prowl
purrrfectly poised!

Oh Wheee
these keys
will "chink" with glee
as they plummet to the floor

Then, I'm sure that
you'll get up...
or I'll find something
more!

Stumble and grumble
sploosh open the can
Feed him so I can sleep
once again.

I don't know why you mumble so
and call me little "pest"
it's ONLY three in the morning,
you still have two hours left!

Now, it's time to
"rise and shine"
and while you're
getting dressed...

I'll hop on the bed
prepare for a nap
and savor
my feline success!!